What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?